(at the police station)
me: hi, i’d like to report a hit and run.
police officer: NAME
me: of the person who hit my car?
police officer: your name honey
me: oh. nicole lee. nice to meet you.
police officer: INSURANCE?
me: yes, here is my card. i came out of the mall at about 3:30pm and..
police officer: REGISTRATION
me: ok. and then i discovered that…
police officer: we’re not going to do anything about this, it’s too petty.
me: thanks for being an asshole
police officer: what?
me: thanks for letting me know
